TextDownloadSong of the Fluffies: Redrock Pt. 3 The human walked down the alley, whistling cheerfully. Seeing the "bad fluffy" box, he stopped and kneeled. "Ah, here it is", he said softly. "And what's this?" He noticed a faint scrawl above the box, that seemed to read "hoomins awe poopies." He laughed. "Now there's something you don't see everyday." Carefully he opened the box, drawing back quickly as the small fluffy inside stabbed at his hand with a marker in its mouth. The fluffy ducked back into the box; the man saw its black eyes glinting in the dim interior. "Well, well, well. You ARE a little hellion, aren't you? Are you a smarty?" he asked the feral. It made no response, so he asked again, "Is this smarty land? Am I dummeh human?" "Hoomin monsta!" said the feral. "Dis Wedwock's box!" "Wedwock? Redrock? Is that your name?" The fluffy did not respond. "Did you write this on the wall? Humans are poopies? You think you can get away with that?" "Wedwock wite twuth! Hoomin monstas awe poopies!" The man chuckled. "I suppose that's not far from the truth. Did you ever have a human daddeh?" "Nu! Fwuffy am fwee fwuffy! Fwuffy nu pet!" Here the feral made a spitting sound, an oddly un-fluffy-like response. The man's eyebrows lifted. "Free fluffy, eh? And where is your herd, then?" The fluffy seemed to deflate a bit. "Fwuffy weft hewd. Fwuffy nu haf hewd, nu haf famiwy..." "And you tried to kill the human that was helping you," the man said. "Hewp! Monsta took fwuffy weggie, took speshul wumps! Fwuffy kiww monsta!" Redrock said angrily. Then, on a despairing note, "Bu' Wedwock nu toughie, Wedwock nu kiww monsta." "Still, you came surprisingly close, for a fluffy." The feral eyed the man warily, confused by his tone, which seemed oddly approving. "And I can't really blame you, I'd be pissed off too." He paused a moment, then asked, "So, what are going to do now, Redrock? This is a bad place to try to live for any fluffy, but with only three legs, you are going to have serious trouble." "Fwuffy nu know." "Do you want to die?" "Nu! Fwuffy nu wan die!" "Then what do you want?" "Wan' to kiww monstas!" The man almost choked. "Okay, that's a bit too ambitious even for me. But! How do you feel about fluffies that live with humans?" "Pets?" Redrock spat again. "Wedwock hate pets." "Would you like to kill them?" "Kiww...fwuffies? Kiww pets? Kiww pets! Wedwock kiww pets!" "Well, I can help you with that, if you'd like." "Wha? Why monsta hewp Wedwock kiww pets?" "Because I don't like them either." The fluffy was silent for a long time. The man waited patiently next to the box. "Why fwuffy twust monsta?" Redrock asked at last. "Because we want the same thing. I help you, you help me, we both get what we want." "Wedwock nu be pet!" "No, not at all. You would be...hmmm, how should I put this? You would be an employee." "Empwoyee?" "You work for me, killing pets, and I pay you. Food, shelter, a new leg..." "Nyu weggie?" "Of course, you can't kill pets with only three legs." "Nyu speshul wumps?" "Ah, hmm, that...I don't know about that. Maybe...maybe if you do a really good job." "Wedwock kiww many pets! Wedwock be gud empwoyee." "Yes, I believe you will be. Now, you are Redrock, and I, I am..." "Nu daddeh!" Redrock said. "No, of course not. You can call me 'boss'." "Boss?" the fluffy said, trying out the word. "Yes. Yes that will do nicely." Uploader SpeakerToFluffies, May 2, 2014; 14:20 Tags author:speakertofluffies box gladiator redrock safe song_of_the_fluffies Source www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/21075 Locked No Parent None Rating Unknown Comments May 2, 2014; 14:21 - Reply SpeakerToFluffies: Redrock gets a job! It's always nice when someone gets to work doing something they love. May 2, 2014; 14:43 - Reply Anonymous1: Hah! This is cute. May 2, 2014; 17:53 - Reply winux: NOOOOO, free life is best for you fluffy May 2, 2014; 17:55 - Reply Anonymous2: Disabled Hitman Fluffy? You have my attention. May 6, 2014; 23:34 - Reply Teatime42: slashfacepalm XD May 7, 2014; 04:08 - Reply Anonymous3: Woo, looking forward to more.