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PeppermintParchment: Part Five of the Neckbeard comic. Do I update too often? I don't want to take over the front page and bump off other artists and authors.
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PeppermintParchment: Gosh those eyes are uneven. I didn't even notice it until I posted!
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Big_Green: @PeppermintParchment: 2 posts a day to keep the admans away.

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NoSleepies: @PeppermintParchment: Nah, you're good. Also he's gonna grab the foals isn't he?
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PeppermintParchment: @NoSleepies: You totally called it ;)
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leon2040: @PeppermintParchment: I've never known there to be a problem with fresh content being posted frequently, so...have at it, Hoss.

Ohgod...."somepony's"....aaarrgggggh. Even I want to knock his ass out.

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NoSleepies: @PeppermintParchment: I also see his name is Christian. >:)
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PeppermintParchment: @NoSleepies: Yeah,my eraser's on it's last leg ;) I really need to buy one of those huge ones that say "For BIG Mistakes". Because my eraser is about the size of a thumbnail now ;)
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PeppermintParchment: @leon2040: I'm glad you caught the somepony ;) I like to watch MLP,but I hate when people say "somepony".

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NoSleepies: @PeppermintParchment: Here, barrow mine.
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PeppermintParchment: @NoSleepies: Thanks!
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Anonymous1: Wait, did his neckbeard grow that fast?

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Destroyer_of_worlds: @PeppermintParchment: nope, you got just the right frequency. Someone mentioned 15 uploads per day. but you should be fine to upload to your hearts content.
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PeppermintParchment: @Anonymous: I redesigned the character. He wasn't unwashed and disgusting enough.
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PeppermintParchment: @Destroyer_of_worlds: I couldn't manage fifteen a day! Thank you:)
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Anonymous2: BEARDICUS MAXIMUS
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Anonymous3: Is that Wetfluff?
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Anonymous4: @Anonymous: yes
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Stepstodeath: God Im all for using fluffy foals for golf practice or forcing them to watch horror films and killing them but keep the neck beard away!

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Onion_Bubs: Holy shit, "somepony," rofl
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Anonymous5: His neckbeard face is perfect this time around!

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zmeya: btw I'm anon5 forgot to log in oopsie
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PeppermintParchment: @zmeya: Thank you ^>^
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Legna: Holy Shit! He's gonna rape the shit out of them!!!!
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Anonymous6: I prefer when comics are together, easier to read them through.

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ZK: @PeppermintParchment: Naaaa, post more! Post more!

That's the face of a registered sex offender.
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Anonymous7: OK, I'm starting to feel sorry for neckbeard...
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DonaldFuck: that neckberd guy need to be bullied by a smarty that made him cry
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Anonymous8: @PeppermintParchment:

It's fantastic. Please keep 'em coming.

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Anonifluff: >Somepony

Goddammit, didn't even notice that the first time. This guy needs to throw himself into a fire.

Don't worry about the rate of your posts. I doubt that you could make these fast enough for it to be a real problem.
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Anonymous9: Neckbeard: "Hello Little One!"
Fluffy: "Fwuffy... ugh... wvu nyu name... hu hu hu..."
Cashier: "Have you ever taken care of a foal before? It is quite demanding."
Neckbeard: "Actually, the metrics are quite simple. I expect to have her toilet trained within a week. I'm a pretty big deal on the alt fluff boards. I shall raise this foal on only the finest of hentai."
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PeppermintParchment: @Anonymous: Haha!
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Anonymous10: I think you should update hourly, new stuff is always welcome
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Anonymous11: Ugh. UGH. UUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

UGGGHHHHHHH. FUCK. THIS FUCKIN GUY. UUUUGGGGHHH

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AdolfFluffer: Fluffy diet consisting of Mountain Dew, monster, Doritos, hot pockets, ramen noodles and shame.
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PeppermintParchment: @Anonymous: Hourly? XD I'm productive,but not that productive!
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PeppermintParchment: @AdolfFluffer: Thank you for giving me ideas :P

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Micron: I actually have a bit of a paranoid fear that I will accidentally say "somepony" out loud (or here) and make a complete fool of myself. This fellow, however, does indeed appear to be addressing ponies.

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Anonifluff: @AdolfFluffer: And spaghetti, but only from his pockets.

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Anonifluff: @Micron: If someone catches you on it, just act like you said "somebody", and they misheard.
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yippyskippy1909: @Micron: Ten years of watching One Piece has me using the word "anyway" quite a lot in normal conversation. The worst part is my brain thinks "tonikaku" but thankfully, it auto translates to English.

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Scrublord: Wait the green fluffy from the beginning belongs to Gwen right?
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PeppermintParchment: @Scrublord: No,she doesn't belong to Gwen. She was just playing with her.
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Anonymous12: He'll pick one, spoil it rotten with all the best toys. Official mlp princess playhouses, brushes, fluffy sized furniture, fur dyes so it can always be the most popular color, fluffy safe glitter and fur extensions, hoof polish, curlers and straighteners, clothing, vaccines. He'd probably let it have babies and start a royal line. He''d buy it the best special friend ever for that. Start it an indoor garden too. He's probably the kind of guy to have specially balanced recipes to make his own spaghetti noodles and sauce so it really would be the best food for the fluffy, its tummy babies and bestest milkies.
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SluggiesNotHuggies: KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

The neckbeard that is.

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NoSleepies: @SluggiesNotHuggies: Don't do that, the methane kept in his body will cause a apocalyptic scenario.
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Anonymous13: even fluffies don't like gentlesirs :DDD