TextDownloadBy King C >be me >fire god >well due for a new sacrifice >last two went fuckin horrendously >nailed a fluffy down via its tail, ended up ripping its ass off >other one accidentally cut off its own nose >get my wildest fuckin idea yet >get on loudspeaker LISTEN CLOSELY MY FLUFFIES! >fluffies gather around Wut sacwifise dis time fiya gawd? IT IS TIME FOR A NEW GAME! >young fluffies look happy YAY! PWAY GAME? WUV GAMES! >a game of death IN A WEEK'S TIME, TWENTY-FOUR OF YOU MUST VOLUNTEER, OR ALL WILL DIE! >turn off >fluffies panick >time to build an arena >camcorders everywhere >grab fucktons of materials >start building traps everywhere >have to come up with some genius shit on some of them I'm talkin Vietnam-Tier shit >week passes >twenty four fluffies all outside the church >they're just doing generic fluffy stuff, mainly IT IS TIME FOR THE FIRE GAMES, MY ACOLYTES! Fiya game? Wike baww game? Wuv game! >start eyeing down the crowd THERE ARE TWENTY FOUR OF YOU NOW! BY THE END OF THE GAMES ONLY ONE MAY LIVE! >fluffies panic NU WAN DIE! PWEAS NO HUWTIES! >begin to start running around FOR TWO DAYS YOU WILL ROAM THESE WOODS, AND ON THE THIRD, ANY LEFT SHALL RETURN HERE! >fluffies panic >most of them dont know the forests well >notice Marble is in the crowd >hope she doesnt die LET THE GAMES, BEGIN! >return home >check church cam >no fluffies outside wall >check one cam >three fluffies huddled together We win fiya game, den we kiww da fiya gawd, den wule fiya hewd! >toughies join in Yaa! Dis gon be fwuffy wand now, not meanie fiya god! >three strut off CLINK >bear trap grabs a toughie SCREEEEEE! HEWP FWENDS! NEE HUGGIES! SCREEEEEEEE! >smartie starts yelling at bear trap Meanie munstah, wet tuffy fwend go ow get huwties! >starts headbutting the trap >toughie long dead now >kek >check on other cam >three fluffies running towards the edges of the forest NU WAN DIE! WUN WAY! >griffins to the rescue >all fluffies nabbed in a manner of seconds SCREEEEEE! WET GO MUNSTAH! >see their bodies fall in the distance >anothacam >Marble is with a pink fluffy Oscaw, Mawble scawed Nu be scawed Mawble! We be fine! Nee just wiv fo fwee days! >Oscar must be the pink one >Marble is red and white, unicorn, for the people who forgot >they start walking off >two hours later >one fluffy finds one of the more elaborate traps I made >plate of cold spaghetti on the ground Yay! Sketties! Fwuffy so hungies! >it nibbles the spaghetti >spaghetti raises up 10 ft with the fluffy >tall enough to kill a fluffy Huuhuu, nu wike bad upsies! >hour later >find the smartie from before with a new toughie >all beating on a smaller fluffy DUMMAH FWUFFY! DUMMIES NU GET WIN GAME! ONWY SMAWTIES GET WIN GAME! >they kill the fluffy DUMMAH! >smarty gang leaves the corpse behind >go to bed >next day >about five more brutalized corpses, two fell to a trap >half contestants dead >find the smarty's gang >they fell into a trap >pillar able to fit three fluffies, moat of spikes Nu can jump 'cwoss howe wiffout big owwies Wut do, smawty fwend? >Smarty pushes toughie into spikes SCREEEEEEE! WHY HUWTIES! WAN WIN FIYA GAME! >smarty and toughie walk across the other toughie like a bridge NU WEAVE HEWE! NEE HUGSIES! >the two leave him there to die >brutal.mp3 >ten mins later >Oscar and Marble find the abandoned toughie Fwuffy? Wut happen? M-Meanie S-Smawty push f-fwuffy into h-huwtie pit >Oscar and Marble try and hug the toughie Hab hugsies fwend T-Tank yuu... >toughie dies >soon after >Oscar and Marble find some friends >now gang of four total fluffies Yay! Gun win fiya game fo fiya gawd, get bestest hugsies! >smartie finds them >tells toughie to charge SCREEEEEEEEEE! >Marble and Oscar ok >two others got fucked majorly Fwends! Hewp! >smarty finds the other two HEY! GET BACK HEWE OW GO SWEEPSIES! >Oscar and Marble run >both crying Huhuhuuuuu, smawties gib fwends sweepies! >yep >theyre both uber dead >Smarty rejoices in his victory >Night time >Oscar and Marble find the ruins of the Storm God's fort Wow, su bigsies! >they sleep in it >decide to have fun this night, seeing as its the last one >Grab the doggo of doom >go out into the forest >plan to kill off everyone but the smarty, his friend, oscar and marble >five to kill >forest is dark as fuck boi >dog finds fluffy SCREE! MUNSTAH! WUN WAY! >dog grabs it >tosses it around like a ragdoll >can smell the exact moment it shat >dog bites it into two >hear distant scree >another one saw me >dog runs to it >grabs it by the face MMMPH! MMMM! MMMPH MPPPHHH! >dog bites down >neck snaps >fluffy dies >time to find the rest >immediately find two >trapped in a big trap I set up >platform that has steps which break once you get to the top >atleast 5 feet tall HEWP! GET FWUFFY DOWN! NEE WIN FIYA GAME! >dog climbs up platform >nabs one >scree.ogg SCREEEEEE! SPESHUW FWEND! NU WEEVE! >get nabbed by dog aswell >two both get killed >spend rest of night looking final one >fuck it >go home >probably died anyway >final day >fluffies return to church >found that one fluffy I couldnt find last night >its a toughie with the smarty now >all 5 look up to church HEY! WET IN! WE WUN FIYA GAME! NO YOU HAVE NOT, THERE ARE STILL MORE THAN ONE LEFT >the smarty gang simultaneously turn to Oscar and Marble >shitmantheygundie >toughies charge one each >Marble launched, Oscar tries to fight back >Toughies and Smarty gang up on Oscar NU! WUFFY GIB HUWTIES! >Marble gets up >bleeding >watch as Oscar is impaled with one of the spikes on the church F-FWEND! HEWP! HABE HUWTIES! >Smarty gang turns to marble ANY WAST WOWDS? >marble crying N-nu wan huwties >they beat on her for about a min NOW ONWY US WEFT! >smarty looks at blue toughy GET 'IM! Wha? NU! >toughy and smarty beating up other smarty THOWT WAS FWENDS! >marble gets up >smarty looks over HEY! THOUT GABE YOO SWEEPIE OWWIES! >shit starts sparking out of marble's horn Yu, Yu gib huwties to su many >horn glowing brighter Dat stops nao! >Smarty stomping over to marble AND WUT YU DU ABOUT DAT? >horn like a sparkler during 4th of July >glows white >spark explosion >Smarty flung back, Toughy stops beating on the other toughie to watch >Marble now has black highlights, her white mane is jet black >eyes are entirely black HABE OWWIES! >Smarty charges marble, horn-first >Marble holds hoof out >Smarty hits her hoof >Its hoof sinks into its brain Duuuhhhhh. Smawty nu feew guud >smarty falls over >dead >Marble runs over to the toughie PWEASE! NU HUWTSIES! >marble sends spark towards toughie >hits it >nothing happens HA! DUMMAH FWUFFY! >toughie explodes >Marble wins the Fire Games CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE WON, MY DEAR CHAMPION! >Marble jumps with glee YAY! WUN FIYA GAMES! GABE MEANIES BIG HUWTIES! >Marble welcomed into the church again >still dont know what the fuck she did but it was cool End of Chapter 6 Chapter 7; The Great Plague >be me >fire god >two months after Marble won the Fire Games >still confused on what the fuck she did >not gonna complain tho >she's managed to bring the Cult to a golden age >shit goes normally >shit suddenly not normal >fluffies all panicking >check to see whats wrong >the sickest fucking fluffy at the gates >not sick as in cool, but sick sick >I'm talking fuckin pus, boils, ruined fur, the whole goddamn package >some think its a monster >Marble steps up HEY! HOO YOO! >sick fluffy p-pwease, nee huggies, have biggest sicksies >im not havin that shit spread >turn on the mic KILL THAT DAMN THING >Marble zaps it >it explodes into a green mess >fluffy life returns to normal >about a day later >get text from sister Hey Anon, you know how you said that if you leave a fluffy out, with wet fur it grows mold? Yeah, why? >she sends a pic of a dead fluffy hanging up, with moss all over it >kek audibly >she fed it until the mold sealed its mouth shut >havent heard from her in a while >she goes on to tell me that she found a gang of sea fluffies >dubs herself their god >continues to tell me a story similar to mine, except underwater >hear shit going on in the forest >check cams >a herd of 9-12 disease-ridden fluffies at the church's door >they start knocking pwease, habe sicksies, nee hugsies wewe fwend? >Marble ready to get them the fuck out >she leads a group of maybe 10 healthy fluffies >sick fluffies hardly put up a fight >order their corpses burnt >they oblige >about two weeks later >notice some fluffies look sick >ah shit >continue watching >two mothers are sick >watch over the course of days as they progressively get worse >the diseased mothers give birth >by now they look really bad >foals are born >theyre all fucking dead NUUU! BABBEHS! WAKE UP BABBEHS! NEE MIWKIES GWOW BIG AN STWONG! >mothers cradle their dead children >they vomit >touches some other fluffies EEK! SICKIE JUICE! >not having this shit spread >order the diseased ones out BUT BABBEHS NEE MUMMAHS! >diseased fluffies dragged out >they wander off >their foals are thrown into a nearby ditch >probably shouldve ordered them burnt >eh fuck it >Marble continues to lead onward >makes mini-churches nearby >letthemspread.ogg >most churches are within camcorder view >one isnt >probably not worth it to set one up anyway >one day >hear screeches from the unseeable minichurch >shit >can only listen >hear moans >probably the diseased ones >my fluffies start shouting HEY! GET BACK SICKSIE FWUFFIES OW GET HUWTIES! >screams of the healthy ones >sounds like theyre getting mobbed SCREE! WUN WAY! >not gonna have this shit >firekit.jpeg >axe, lighter, WD40 and robes >know where most minichurches are >time to kill some sick fluffies >absolutely nasty >the sick fluffies took over a shitshack, and coated it in even more shit >they see me gib hugsies? habe sicksies, nee huggies >nu-uh >goomba-stomp his midsection >it just moans >burn the rest >they hardly fight back >probably too sick to do so >return >a victory for the flame >next week >start seeing more of the sick ones >they hide, mostly >this is getting to be a real problem >gotta root these cucks out >roaming the forest >no clue what im looking for >probably something nasty >some of the minichurches see me HEWWO FIYA GAWD! GIB HUGSIES? >meh >continue the hunt >then it hits me >smell the foulest fucking thing on the planet >like a fluffy with organs made out of vomit and shit exploded >its a literal shit fountain >pipe mustve bust or something >bunch of fluffies just sitting under a shit waterfall >literally living in shit >indian fluffies >probably the source of the disease >duct tape >seal that shit why mistuh stop gud wawa? >burn the fluffy nearest to me >burn them fucking all >how they remain alive with an immune system weaker than the french military is beyond me >leave >glad I purged that shit off of here >return home >a minichurch is under attack >more sick ones >theyre all charred to fuck >what the actual hell >rush to the crime scene >the clean fluffies clearly loosing PWEASE! HEWP! >the sick fluffies just sort of crawl to them, menacingly >still burnt as fuck >send them back >check on one sick burnt fluffy >what the actual fuck >it has no right to be alive >its face, skin, everything is charred to a crisp >cut open its innards >it moans in pain nu huwties, nee hugsies fo' sicksies >seriously fucking confusing me >tumors cover its organs >all charred to a crisp >its blood is a shit green >Genuinely concerned what the fuck this is >pick up another charred sick one >its missing its entire snout, and an eye >coated in you guessed it, tumors >cut open its innards too >more tumors >probably in all of them >its like they're kept alive via the tumors >hear moans >about eighty sick fluffies crawling my direction >shit >yell for all healthy fluffies to run back MISTUH? WHY WUN FWUM FWUFFIES? >order everyone inside >stand at the precipice >more minichurches probably conquered by the sickness nee hugsies so sicksies hewp.. >various moans from the sick fluffies >mfw zombie fluffies >ready thine axe because thine fire does jack shit >Marble uses her cool-ass magic to fuck em up >axe through the brain >probably enough to kill em >continue doing this for a few minutes >theyre piling up on the spikes to the point where they're just crawling over their dead friends fwuffies hewp, nu wan sicksies >theyre nearly breaking down a wall >not on my fucking watch >compression.gif >jump down on the top sickie >compress a ton of sick ones >more axing >at the end of the day there is literally a mountain of sick fluffy corpses, either exploded or with a cut open skull >tall as me >have to find a way to get rid of this shit before it spreads >geniusidea,mp69 >fill pickup truck with about five garbage bags of zombie fluffies >some are still kicking >fluffies cant swim >return to Ice God's fallen city >hole still big enough to fit em >dump them inside >watch as they try to swim out >not having these cunts spread their disease >watch as they slowly sink to the bottom >return home >dont want to ever think about that nasty shit again Chapter 8 >be me >fire god >month after the plague incident >shits been normal most of the time >get bored >explore forest some more >know most of it by now >relaxing as fuck though >find cave >blocked off by branches n shit >clear it away >cave mouth is huge >I can fit in there >im a big boy, 6'3" >smells like ass >like rotting meat >step in something wet >its shit >somethings been living in here >what ze fuck >have spare camera on me >set it up near cave >not letting this shit get muh fluffies >run back to home >check camcorders >nothing >decide its time for another sacrifice >turn on mic HARK! IT HAS COME TIME FOR A NEW SACRIFICE! >fluffies gather around I WILL HAVE ALL YELLOW FLUFFIES >dont know why I said yellow >literally three yellow fluffies >the gene pool has pretty much eradicated all fluffies that arent fire colored >yellow fluffies shit themselves >one shits on a red fluffy >red fluffies are at the top of the heirarchy EXCEPT THAT ONE, DESTROY THAT ONE >fluffies mob the one that shat on the red fluffy >thrown onto a semi-sharp pole >nicknamed it the "Analyser" >most fluffies are spiked through the anus >yellow shit fluffy cries in pain >other two yellow fluffies scared shitless >two moms >soon >two days later >now five yellow fluffies >come to collect >one mother resists me NUU! NU TAKE BESTES BABBEH! >how fucking dare she defy me >grab her EE! NU WIKE BAD UPSIES! >indianspaceprogram.webm >kick her like a soccer ball >she goes flying, leaving a trail of shit behind her EEEEEEEEEE! >she hits a distant tree >light for a mother >hear a distant crunch >probably dead >kill the heretic's children, except for the yellow one >take all yellow fluffies >leave >return home >grab two scales >place spikes above scales >place two babies and a full-grown on each side IF YOU GET OFF, THE OTHER WILL GET CLOSER TO DEATH >one of the babies crawls off peep peep! Nee miwkies! >they get closer to the spikes >one of the big fluffies run of SCREEE! NU WAN GO SWEEPIES! >kills the other fluffies in the process >three kids and a full-grown left GREEDY BASTARD! >smash the big one's head in >three babies scared shitless SCREE! NU WAN HUWTIES! WAN HUGSIES! >pull out a ramp >oil ramp >spikes at end of ramp >plant pins in each of the foals hooves EEE! NU WIKE FOOT HUWTIES! >place them on the ramp >kek as they miserably attempt to run away >they slowly slide down ramp >into the spikes >they all die >like i give a fuck >check cameras >the mom I kicked is alive >not for long tho >she finds the cave Hewwo? >hear hissing >almost as scared as the mother >whatthefuckm8 >something white grabs her by the hoof SCREEEEEEEEEEEE! HEWP FWUFFY! SCREEEEEEEEEEEE! >she's dragged off into the abyss >what the actual fuck >check the spikes >one of the babies isnt too dead >still dead >just not as dead as the others >gonna use it as bait >nighttime >most fluffies would be asleep by now >donned the fire robes just in case >carrying the dead foal in bag >about halfway to cave >spot a lone feral >it spots me DUMMAH HOOMIN! DIS SMAWTY WAND! >it doesnt have a herd behind it WHERE'S YOUR HERD, YOU INSOLENT WEAKLING? SMAWTY NU NEED DUMMAH HEWD! >brilliant >grab it SCREEEE! NU WIKE UPSIES! WET FWUFFY DOWN OW GET BIG OWSIES! >gag it with some tape MM! MMH MMPH! >got some free live bait too >tie the live one down outside the cave >just place the dead one beside it >its wriggling like crazy >head back to home >watch cameras >it takes almost no time for something to come out >fluffies with pale as fuck fur, and red eyes pop out Nummies? >smarty spots them >wriggles harder Nummies! Fwends! Wook! Nummies >about five fluffies like the first crawl out Nummies! >they undo the bonds >drag the smarty into the cave >its in tears as they drag it down >leave the dead one out >mfw >gotta get this shit out of my forest >grab tiniest griffin >grab fire kit >need me some cleansing >head to cave >dead foal still there >picky eaters >griffin eats dead foal >head into cave >pretty fucking big >various fluffy bones strewn about the cave >brittle as toffee >get deeper >turn of flashlight >spot about two dozen of the pale ones >they're eating the flesh off of the mother and the smarty >smarty is gagged, tears streaming down its face >mother crying EEE! STOP NUMMIES! MUMMAH NOT FO NUMMIES! MUMMAH FO BABBEHS! >it looks like its still alive somehow >look to the left >a bunch of the diseased one's corpses piled up >have they been fucking eating these things? >probably gets water the same way >absolutely degenerate >one spots me Wook fwends! Big nummies! >they rush me >too close quarters to use axe >berserk.gif >punching and kicking them left and right >rush out of cave with griffin >reach the outside >they stop at the cave mouth Dummah nummies! Nummies nu fo wunnin! >kick the fluffy that said that in the mouth >run >found me a fucking heretic cult >crusading time >rush to main church >fluffies greet me with a mix of fear/surprise Hewwo fiya god! Wut doin' hewe? >instarmy WHERE IS MARBLE? >marble steps up Wut need? THERE IS A CAVE OF HERETICS NEARBY! WE MUST PURGE THEM OFF THE FACE OF MY WORLD! >fluffies immediately hostile KIWW DA HEWETICS! BUWN DA INFIDEWWS! >marble starts organizing a sizable fluffy army >get home >grab grenades and the deadly duo, WD40 and Lighter >warhammer.mp3 >return to church >fluffy army ready for war >time for some purging >march fluffies to the caves >reach cave >one pale one crawls out Numm- >it stops at the sight of a fluffy army, a griffin and a god SCREEEEEEE! >it runs back in CHARGEEEEEEEEEEE! >fluffies rush into the cave FO FIYA! >follow after them >enter the caves >armies flooding the pale ones >some are being held down >probably gonna take them prisoner >they find the half eaten mom >mom begging for hugs >put her out of her misery >almost all of her flesh was gone, vital organs were all that was left >killin me some fluffies, havin a good time >pretty much all cannibals are dead by now >two are left alive Hewp? >grab them by their manes SCREE! WET GO! JUST WAN NUMMIES! >army out of caves >time to make sure they dont come back >throw 'nade into cave >boom.gif >water floods it, probably under the lake >two pale ones writhing in the sunlight NU WIKE HAWT BAWW! TUU WAWM! WAN COWD HOUSIE! >these fuckers hate the sun >strut back to the church, army in tow FIWTHY HEWETIC! >pin them down, with their hooves in the shape of the sunbro >\[T]/ >cut off their eyelids SCREEEEEE! TUU BWIGHT! >they beg to be let go as I leave >watch through the cameras as they're pelted with rocks and other things thrown by my cult >their fur begins to catch flame >what the fuck >must be dense as fuck >it spreads SCREEEE! GU WAY BUWNIE HUWTIES! >theyre charred in a few minutes >feels gud And that leaves but one chapter left of the saga Uploader King_C, May 14, 2017; 22:01 Tags abuse author:king_c burn cannibalism crusade disgusting explicit exploding fire game heretic plague sick spike torture trap tumor undying Source Unknown Locked No Parent None Rating Unknown Comments May 15, 2017; 00:05 - Reply drawfag11: What the hell with these fucking fluffies man, they're mutating like crazy! May 15, 2017; 03:11 - Reply Anonymous1: \[T]/ praise the sun \[T]/ May 15, 2017; 04:47 - Reply Anonymous2: How are the fluffies throwing stuff? May 15, 2017; 12:20 - Reply Anonymous3: ._. May 15, 2017; 14:06 - Reply Anonymous4: I think I know who's behind the diseased fluffies... who else is as devoted to Nurgle as our resident Warhammer nerd... MagosBiologis May 15, 2017; 20:34 - Reply Anonymous5: Fucking awesome. Revenge of the ice god next?