TextDownloadBeast Wars:Situation Normal, All Fluffed Up(A Fluffy/Beast Wars crossover) Part 1 >Be Megatron, glorious leader of the Predacons. >Yesss…… >Be stuck on prehistoric Earth fighting the Beast Wars against the wretched Maximal scum >You’re sitting in your energon jacuzzi with your favorite rubber ducky devising your next move. >Suddenly the door of your private quarters opens,and in rushes Inferno the fire ant Transformer, one of your more loyal, if somewhat maniacal subjects. >You rise to your feet and tower over him. >”INFERNO! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS INTERRUPTION! THIS HAD *BETTER* BE GOOD!” >Inferno quivers slightly >”Forgive me my queen-” >You stoop down and glare at Inferno, who quickly clears his throat and corrects himself >”Forgive me royalty, but another stasis pod has been sighted! It looks large, almost as big as Rampage’s!” >You rise back to your full height, and begin to ponder this information. Almost as big as Rampage? You think back to the deranged crab Transformer. It certainly would not possess his immortal spark, but it would obviously do well to have another bruiser on the team. >You turn to Inferno “Quickly, go with Waspinator and Tarantulas to secure the pod. I will follow shortly to meet our new ‘friend’. Yesss….” >Inferno departs as quickly as he came. >Be Inferno, fire ant transformer and professional pyromaniac. >You have embarked on a grand and glorious quest to retrieve a stasis pod for your leader Megatron, long may he reign!” >If successful, you will add a new ally to aid in the Predacon conquest of prehistoric earth. >He has assigned two of your fellow Predacons to assist you in this grand venture. >Personally, you had no trust in your selected comrades >Waspinator was a weakling and a coward, and Tarantulas was a conniving sneak who had once betrayed the Predacons before. >However, one thing you *did* have trust in was Megatron’s judgement. As a member of the glorious Predacons, his command superseded your own whims. >Indeed, although their hearts did not burn with the same fervor yours did, their skills would prove vital in securing the pod. Waspinator, despite his coward nature was a skilled aerial combatant, and Tarantulas would prove vital in reprogramming the protoform within the pod. >Soon the oversized pod is within your sights. >However, before you can secure it, a barrage of lasers pass over your heads. >Turning your head in the direction they came from you see three Maximal heretics stepping out from the underbrush. >Namely the traitor Blackarachnia, the scoundrel Rattrap and the whelp called Cheetor. >”MAXIMAL SCUM! YOU SHALL BURN IN MY PURIFYING FLAMES!” you roar. >You unleash a torrent of cleansing fire from your flame thrower while Waspinator provides air support. Meanwhile, Tarantulas had gotten started on programming the pod to produce a Predacon soldier.” >The whelp moves quickly, his feline frame giving him much needed maneuverability and agility. However, you know that he will tire quickly. You do not need to hit him, you simply need to dodge and tire him out. >Meanwhile, Waspinator’s own aerial agility is allowing him to dodge laser fire from the traitor. >That leaves….. >Wait….. >Where did the vermin go? >You question is answered as you are suddenly pinned to the ground, flamethrower knocked out of your hand. You can feel the business end of a laser pistol being pointed at the back of your head.’ >You can’t see it, but you know that the wretch is smirking at your predicament. >”Any last words before I send your head rolling, ya hotheaded sycophant?” >”I WILL NOT GROVEL TO THE LIKES OF YOU VERMIN! IF I DIE, I WILL DIE KNOWING I HAVE FURTHERED THE GOALS OF THE GRAND AND GLORIOUS MEGATRON! LONG MAY HE-” >Your speech is cut off as Rattrap forces your head into the dirt with his foot. >”Sheesh, forget I asked.” he remarks snidely. He prepares to fire the trigger…. >Suddenly the air is filled with a roar, and more gunfire, this time coming from the direction from whence you came. You can feel Rattrap removing his foot from your head and the sound of footsteps, both approaching and retreating. >Looking up from the dirt, you can see Waspinator land in front of you as he extends a hand forward to help you up. >”Well done you three. Another victory for the Predacons, Yesss…..” >You turn to see the rest of your crew has arrived: The brutish Rampage, the scrappy Quickstrike, the strong but silent Dinobot(previously cloned from another turncoat.) and of course, your grand and glorious leader. >You immediately snap to salute at your leader’s words of praise. “Of course royalty! I am honored to serve the Predacon cause!” >Megatron takes a look at the stasis pod you recovered. >”Tarantulas, I presume the pod is almost ready?” he inquires. > “Lord Megatron, the pod *was* slightly damaged in the crash, but it should be stable enough. It’ll just mean we get another Fuzor like Quickstrike!Nyehehehheheheheh!”. No matter how many times you hear it, the spider-bot’s laughter always sends a chill through your circuitry. >Tarantulas stepped back as the pod whirred to life, it’s scanner deployed to find a suitable form(or two) for its passenger to take in order to shield themselves from the environment. >A few nanokliks passed as you and your Predacon comrades waited in anticipation. >Then slowly the massive pod opens. Its giant,lumbering inhabitant crawls out in Beast Mode, and speaks. >”Hewwo? Am metaw munstahs nyu Pwedacon fwends?” Uploader Sirulean, June 11, 2019; 17:19 Tags author-sirulean beast_wars crossover transformers Source Unknown Locked No Parent None Rating Unknown Comments June 11, 2019; 17:23 - Reply Sirulean: Anyone remember Beast Wars? I thought the idea of a fluffy transformer was funny. I decided to make it a Predacon for maximum abuse, both from its Maximal enemies, and from its Predacon peers. This is kind of short, but think of it as the first part of an episode before the commercial break. June 13, 2019; 13:12 - Reply Basswhooper: Beast Wars was THE SHIT. I'm looking forward to seeing where you go with this.