august choose-your-own-adventure feral fluffies-as-food freezer-burn icebox

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Breadboxer: Well of course this was the quickest way to cool her down
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The_Neutralist: And naturally she'll stick to the bottom of the freezer
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Jibboom: Now that she’s learned the extremes, she should be a perfectly behaved fluffy. Sell it, tho, don’t jeep that shit.
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Jibboom: *keep

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Disintegral: Are Fluff Burgers burgers for fluffies, or burgers made from fluffies?

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Disintegral: Or both?
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Apostle: @Disintegral: I would like to say the Latter. In fact that's probably the only way to get rid of Fluffies, especially ferals.

They eat our crops we eat them and their young.

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Breadboxer: @Disintegral: Burgers made from fluffies, it's a reference to a little something I'm writing on the side.

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Waaaghlord: ... hard to see, that it is actually in a freezer...

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Disintegral: @Waaaghlord: I figured the icicles and box of burgers made it kind of obvious.

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Soulvei: I love it :)
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Anonymous1: Fun fact: the last stage of hypothermia ends in something known as paradoxical undressing- where someone rips their clothes off because of intense heat from restricted blood flow to the limbs and it pooling by major vital organ structures. Basically, you feel like you're on fire, when you're freezing to death. A fluffy would paradoxically self-main, ripping its nasty fur off in chunks before it freezes over, screaming about "wowsties buwnies".
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Anonymous2: *maim, not main. Typo, apologies.