Artist_Mikahorsie smarty

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FluffiesAreFood: Oh dear, a smarty. Better harvest it quick.
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Anonymous1: *bashes and crushes head with Lucille bat* "Lucille is thirsty!"
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SluggiesNotHuggies: Hmmmm, lemme think, FUCK NO!!!!! (boots smarties like a football)
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Anonymous2: is that trump?
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Anonymous3: @Anonymous: Can't be, you can see its dick.

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FluffiesAreFood: @Anonymous: Now that I see it, I'm wondering if it makes sense for a headcanon where a smartie gets super-erect when they're pissed off/horny - I could in fact see smarty syndrome as a neurological malfunction where the fight/flight/feed/fuck responses are all wired together and get cranked up to 10 at the slighted provocation.

Which would make smartie syndrome basically incurable, leaving two options: keep the smartie on drugs, or harvest them while they're young.

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LORD: Hahahaha! oh you smartys, you crack me up....speaking of which, that is what i’m going to do to your nuts!

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skettiswipuw: @FluffiesAreFood: Have you read any Clive Barker? Creatures in his books often sport murder-boners.

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Shardy_Einschtirt: Here you go sweetie!*gives the most delicious sketty, after 3 minutes of smawty enjoying the Italian food proceeds with removing smarty's eyesies and tearing speshul wumps off the fluffy body* Have a good day, dummy fluffy!
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Anonymous4: Skinner, release the hounds!
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Anonymous5: I mean Smithers. (d’ho)